{"id":1480,"date":"2009-04-12T22:27:18","date_gmt":"2009-04-12T21:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1480"},"modified":"2009-04-12T22:36:38","modified_gmt":"2009-04-12T21:36:38","slug":"day-3-of-the-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1480","title":{"rendered":"Day 3 of the holiday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I teetered out of bed, fetched mugs of tea and bowls of cereal and we sat in the morning debris of our duvet-set, eating and drinking our way back to life. Cautiously.<\/p>\n<p>While we were eating I could hear one of the many bastard cats from hell that live in the parish making a terrible &#8216;come and get me big boy&#8217; noise. I hurled open the bedroom window and hissed and spat like a big fucking angry cat-animal. The culprit shimmied out of the garden next-door and lept on to their garage roof from where it tried and failed to glare me to death.<\/p>\n<p>Then we bathroomed (me and Soph, not me and the cat, natch), dressed and kitchened and, in what seems to be on the cusp of becoming a habit, drove in to Witney and hit Costa for two take-away Latt\u00c3\u00a9s.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sans<\/em> cake though.<\/p>\n<p>Then we headed in the direction of Stow-on-the-Wold and further afield, our ultimate destination being that corner of Herefordshire\/Worcestershire\/Shropshire where Sophie&#8217;s family live.<\/p>\n<p>We drove straight to the pub where we would be eating, took our seats and, erm, ate. Then we drove to the parentals-in-law and watched television, dozed and ate some more. Ate quite a lot more actually.<\/p>\n<p>Then we rolled out to the car and trekked the four squillion miles back to Oxfordshire where we eventually finished assembling the two-drawer filing cabinet. Yay!<\/p>\n<p>We are now about to fall in to bed feeling completely (but unjustifiably) knackered.<\/p>\n<p>Along the way home I took a number of phone calls.<\/p>\n<p>We are selling Soph&#8217;s car.<\/p>\n<p>I put an advert in Autotrader a couple of days ago. Since then the calls I&#8217;ve taken have been very worrying. Do we really allow people as stupid as these folk to drive?<\/p>\n<p>If I say to someone &#8220;You can&#8217;t see it on that day because no-one will be there&#8221; and the person on the far end of the line tries <em>repeatedly<\/em> to pin me down to a specific time on the day that we <em>won&#8217;t<\/em> be there &#8211; a time when they can come and see it &#8211; how good, do you suppose, is their grasp of the rules of the road?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, bed beckons. I&#8217;ll try to catch up on comments and emails tomorrow; there are many to catch up on and I&#8217;ve been lagging behind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I teetered out of bed, fetched mugs of tea and bowls of cereal and we sat in the morning debris of our duvet-set, eating and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}