{"id":150,"date":"2007-08-18T10:22:53","date_gmt":"2007-08-18T09:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=150"},"modified":"2007-08-18T10:22:53","modified_gmt":"2007-08-18T09:22:53","slug":"get-up-you-lazy-sod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=150","title":{"rendered":"Get up you lazy sod!"},"content":{"rendered":"

You!<\/p>\n

Yes you in the green bathrobe; sitting there on the couch. Expression like a half-intelligent zombie while you’re bashing away at that laptop.<\/p>\n

Haven’t you got a million things to do, f’crissake?<\/p>\n

You’ve got a horse to exercise – prior to competing in Gloucestershire with him tomorrow.<\/p>\n

You’ve got to drive down the motorway then walk and learn a cross-country course (see above).<\/p>\n

You’ve got to run through your final pre-competition check-lists and load the lorry.<\/p>\n

And your in-laws are coming at 2-ish, staying for tea and you’re cooking!<\/em><\/p>\n

And you haven’t done the shopping yet, have you?\u00c2\u00a0 No, I knew you hadn’t.<\/p>\n

You haven’t even taken your lovely wife breakfast in bed yet – haven’t even made breakfast yet!<\/p>\n

Idle, that’s what you are; bone bloody idle.<\/p>\n

Now get cracking before I tell everyone how you’ve been sitting there wasting time for the last two hours.<\/p>\n

Go on, get a bloody move on.<\/p>\n

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B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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