{"id":1568,"date":"2009-05-05T05:43:21","date_gmt":"2009-05-05T04:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1568"},"modified":"2009-05-05T05:46:04","modified_gmt":"2009-05-05T04:46:04","slug":"unclean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1568","title":{"rendered":"Unclean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>[sound of bell ringing]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I am unwell &#8211; but I&#8217;m not looking for sympathy &#8211; this is just a &#8216;State of the Nation&#8217; infomercial.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up at 02.30 in the midst of a hot\/cold bout and haven&#8217;t slept since. I got up an hour ago when my alarm went off at 04.45, I&#8217;ve had a cup of tea and I&#8217;m going back to bed in a minute.<\/p>\n<p>Blocked nose, hot\/cold flushes, brain that won&#8217;t operate, head feels like it&#8217;s stuffed with cotton wool, general list of aches and pains in joints and muscles&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Yep, I&#8217;ve got Dragon Flu.<\/p>\n<p>Or something.<\/p>\n<p>p.s. It was the Cambridge Memory Championship yesterday. I would have gone. But I forgot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[sound of bell ringing] I am unwell &#8211; but I&#8217;m not looking for sympathy &#8211; this is just a &#8216;State of the Nation&#8217; infomercial. I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}