{"id":15704,"date":"2024-09-14T15:34:59","date_gmt":"2024-09-14T14:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=15704"},"modified":"2024-09-14T15:36:38","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T14:36:38","slug":"home-alone-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=15704","title":{"rendered":"Home Alone (not)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;m the only human in the house this weekend. The 18yo is moving in to student accommodation at the University of Wales and that means the four spanners, an occasional number of cats, and I have the house to ourselves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I got up at 03.45 this morning to make tea (because the good lady wife her indoors was on the road at 05.00) and as a result of the early morning shenanigans I am, at 15.25, absolutely knackered. I&#8217;ll walk and feed the spanners and then I should think about what I&#8217;m going to have for tea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was thinking&#8230; Pizza Hut takeaway? I tried to ask the older pair of spanners and all I got back was blank looks:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/20240902_134950-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15705\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/20240902_134950-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/20240902_134950-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/20240902_134950-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/20240902_134950-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/20240902_134950-1170x1560.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/20240902_134950-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m the only human in the house this weekend. The 18yo is moving in to student accommodation at the University of Wales and that means<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15704"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15707,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15704\/revisions\/15707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}