{"id":1572,"date":"2009-05-05T15:33:44","date_gmt":"2009-05-05T14:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1572"},"modified":"2009-05-05T15:46:51","modified_gmt":"2009-05-05T14:46:51","slug":"i-do-not-have-sars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1572","title":{"rendered":"I do not have Sars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Nor do I have Swine Flu (aka Pig Flu. Why did it become renamed from Pig to Swine?), Avian\/Bird Flu, Dog Flu, Budgerigar Flu or Slightly Aged Gerbil Called Norman Flu. I also do not have Cat Flu, but as Soph pointed out yesterday, we are suffering from an irritation of cats. Does anyone know how the law stands if I happen to put down some rat poison and cat food in the safety and comfort of my own garden?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I have slept for many hours which, as anyone who knows me would testify, is not a sign that all is hunky or dory in the personal health department. I also do not feel strong enough to ride this evening. Just digest that statement for a moment!<\/p>\n<p>But it is just a bug, a cold, a minor inconvenience that stops me from being of service to my punters. Normal service tomorrow folks. Promise.<\/p>\n<p>I went to the Doc&#8217;s this morning and bought many books, this is an unfortunate by-product of having a fund-raising used-book stall in the surgery reception.<\/p>\n<p>But while I was waiting for my appointment I looked at my fellow health-care users and couldn&#8217;t help wondering at the delicious irony of the situation whereby we cram a couple of dozen sick people in to a GP&#8217;s waiting room and then we send in eight or nine pregnant women to wait for their clinic appointments. Bizarre!<\/p>\n<p>I am listening to the edited recording of the final of The Next Big Thing, Oxfordshire&#8217;s &#8216;Battle of the Bands&#8217;. The competition concluded with live sets from each of the five finalists, this took place at Oxford&#8217;s 02 last Wednesday evening. Soph and I were lucky enough to be invited to attend.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s very interesting, listening back to a live concert in the comfort of one&#8217;s own bed. The ambience of the night (which was brilliant) is missing and the sound quality is, disturbingly, not as good as I remember. Something awry in the recording process perhaps? There does seem to be an echo in a couple of places on the playback that I didn&#8217;t hear in the audience.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m going to get up soon, have a shower, make a cup of tea and then&#8230; come back to bed.<\/p>\n<p>But let me just say before I go that you too can take part in the listening of The Next Big Thing. If you go here <a title=\"JackFM\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jackfm.co.uk\/nextbigthing\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.jackfm.co.uk\/nextbigthing\/<\/a> you can listen to the five sets.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d just like to say congratulations to each of the finalists, <a title=\"Quadrophobe on MySpace\" href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/quadrophobe\" target=\"_blank\">Quadrophobe<\/a>, <a title=\"Beck Laneheart on MySpace\" href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/becklanehartmusic\" target=\"_blank\">Beck Laneheart<\/a>, <a title=\"Echo Boomer on MySpace\" href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/echoboomeruk\" target=\"_blank\">Echo Boomer<\/a>, <a title=\"InLight\" href=\"http:\/\/www.inlightband.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">inLight<\/a> and the winner on the night, <a title=\"Witches on MySpace\" href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/witchesband\" target=\"_blank\">Witches<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nor do I have Swine Flu (aka Pig Flu. Why did it become renamed from Pig to Swine?), Avian\/Bird Flu, Dog Flu, Budgerigar Flu or<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}