{"id":1601,"date":"2009-05-13T12:08:42","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T11:08:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1601"},"modified":"2009-05-13T12:31:59","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T11:31:59","slug":"not-sinning-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1601","title":{"rendered":"Not sinning today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday&#8217;s slip in to the fiery pit of hell<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">fire<\/span>food could only have been drug-related. It was the sun (or something in it). The serotonin or keratin or paraffin or whatever.<\/p>\n<p>How else can you explain today?<\/p>\n<p>Because today I am in the office in Southwark where, less than 86 paces from the front door of the building, is a Pie and Mash shop.<\/p>\n<p>I have walked past this Temptress of Food <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">twice<\/span> four times today and succumbed not a single time.<\/p>\n<p>So I think all the gasps and finger-pointing that I was subjected to yesterday should be withdrawn.<\/p>\n<p>Immediately.<\/p>\n<p>Or this plate of Mash and Liquor gets it.<\/p>\n<p>Bwahahahaha!<\/p>\n<p><em>(only joking! i really haven&#8217;t been in there)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday&#8217;s slip in to the fiery pit of hellfirefood could only have been drug-related. It was the sun (or something in it). The serotonin or<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}