{"id":1606,"date":"2009-05-13T12:36:17","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T11:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1606"},"modified":"2009-05-13T21:03:29","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T20:03:29","slug":"con-artist-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1606","title":{"rendered":"Con artist Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This email rolled in to my gmail account:<\/p>\n<p><em>You have been choosen By the Board of trustees of the UNITED NATIONS as a winner of $500,000.00. being awarded to you on Monday 06, April, 2009. Contact Dr. Henry Mccartney on email address below to claim your grant.<br \/>\nEmail: <a href=\"mailto:mccartneyhenrylive2009@hotmail.com\">mccartneyhenrylive2009@hotmail.com<\/a><br \/>\nTelephone: + 447031919587<br \/>\nFailure to send an email to (<a href=\"mailto:mccartneyhenrylive2009@hotmail.com\">mccartneyhenrylive2009@hotmail.com<\/a> ) would result to a disqualification<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What complete and utter tossers these twats are! Who, I mean who on this planet is ever going to be stupid enough to fall for this?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Added at 20.43:<\/strong><br \/>\nOMFG, you&#8217;ll never believe this. There are people out there who are googling the text and\/or the email address in this <em>blatantly<\/em> unconvincing con email.  I think this scammer might be on to a sure bet, the shallow end of the IQ pool looks as though it has some live ones just waiting to be hooked and rolled aboard. Shall we give them a clue folks? Just a tiny teeny weeny clue? Here&#8217;s some help:<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. The United Nations doesn&#8217;t even <em>have <\/em>a board of trustees. It is a self-governing entity. Wake up and smell the coffee for fuck&#8217;s sake!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Why would someone allegedly representing the UN would be using&#8230; a fucking Hotmail account? Der!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>3. One would really have thought that Dr McCartney would know how to frame his name correctly in English, no?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Why is the contact number for an alleged representative of the UN a United Kingdom <em>mobile phone<\/em> number?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Remind me, when did the United Nations move away from the business of world government and in to the business of granting cash prizes? I must have missed that press release.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>6. One would have thought that Dr McCartney (being a PhD or a medical doctor of some discipline or other) would have staff (or the personal wherewithal) capable of composing an email in English, not &#8211; as this one plainly is &#8211; in an abbreviated form of communication.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>7. While we&#8217;re examining the text, it&#8217;s of such poor English standard the average Secondary School student would be embarrassed to put his\/her name to it. <em>Failure to send an email would result <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">to<\/span> qualification.<\/em> To?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>There are more howlers in the email, but isn&#8217;t this enough? Come on people, get an education. Please?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This email rolled in to my gmail account: You have been choosen By the Board of trustees of the UNITED NATIONS as a winner of<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}