{"id":16083,"date":"2026-02-04T09:27:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T09:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=16083"},"modified":"2026-02-03T14:37:14","modified_gmt":"2026-02-03T14:37:14","slug":"blogathon-04-26-fez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=16083","title":{"rendered":"Blogathon 04\/26: Fez"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have a Fez! It came back from Marrakesh with me. I seem to remember I wore it all the way home because I couldn&#8217;t figure out how to pack it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mikey is deeply suspicious of this strange thing which appeared, last week, on my head. But he&#8217;s the only one who is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Regardless of that. When I&#8217;m not wearing the Fez, Mikey is my shadow. I can&#8217;t even visit the bathroom without an audience of 5 spaniels, Mikey is always in the front row. If I sit down, Mikey&#8217;s right there, squeezing in beside me. If I go out into the garden, Mikey&#8217;s right there (almost) causing me to fall over him. My little spaniel shadow even accompanies me if I take rubbish out to the bin. Mikey goes everywhere with me&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Except when I&#8217;m wearing the Fez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh sure, he\u2019ll still stick close to me. But he doesn\u2019t want to come and sit beside me when the Fez is being worn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mikey is obviously not a Dr Who fan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"322\" height=\"156\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/download-5.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16084\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/download-5.png 322w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/download-5-300x145.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a Fez! It came back from Marrakesh with me. I seem to remember I wore it all the way home because I couldn&#8217;t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16083"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16085,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16083\/revisions\/16085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}