{"id":164,"date":"2007-08-28T19:32:10","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T18:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=164"},"modified":"2015-02-25T20:36:39","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:36:39","slug":"do-you-want-fries-with-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=164","title":{"rendered":"Do you want fries with that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How often have you been stuck in a bumper-to-bumper, not-going-anywhere-at-all jam on the motorway?<\/p>\n<p>Too often?<\/p>\n<p>While you&#8217;ve been stuck there have you wondered how long it would be before some enterprising person came along and opened a fast food stall there?<\/p>\n<p>Tonight I saw this on the M5:<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately this burger van was the cause of a closure for the southbound traffic &#8211; having jack-knifed.<\/p>\n<p>But I did wonder if the owner fired up the grill and sold some chips while waiting for the recovery vehicle.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How often have you been stuck in a bumper-to-bumper, not-going-anywhere-at-all jam on the motorway? Too often? While you&#8217;ve been stuck there have you wondered how<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}