{"id":1789,"date":"2009-07-06T13:26:55","date_gmt":"2009-07-06T12:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1789"},"modified":"2012-04-29T08:26:05","modified_gmt":"2012-04-29T07:26:05","slug":"how-far-would-you-go-nudge-nudge-wink-wink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1789","title":{"rendered":"How far would you go? [nudge nudge, wink wink]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How far would you go to get home on time? And what&#8217;s your worth to the rest of us?<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"BBC News story\" href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/scotland\/glasgow_and_west\/8136193.stm\" target=\"_blank\">This story<\/a> about a returning-from-holiday aviation mechanic who, when he heard the aircraft that was due to fly everyone back to the UK had developed a fault, stepped up, volunteered his services and repaired the airplane, made me sit back and think.<\/p>\n<p>What, I wondered, would be my skills that could be called upon in an emergency?<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Is there a technical project manager in the house?&#8217; That&#8217;s an emergency call that isn&#8217;t very likely to happen, is it?<\/p>\n<p>But &#8216;Is there a battlefield-trained medic here?&#8217; Yeah, that&#8217;s got some value. If the victim is suffering from a major shrapnel wound or is oozing his (or her, these injuries aren&#8217;t that choosy) intestines through a hip-to-shoulder abdominal slash, then I&#8217;m your man.<\/p>\n<p>How about &#8216;Is there a former electronic intelligence officer with a security clearance greater than the Prime Minister here?&#8217; Nah, that&#8217;s not terribly useful, is it?<\/p>\n<p>How about &#8216;A Class One Marksman able to take out a moving target with a headshot? At night? From 250m?&#8217; Well, I&#8217;ll concede it&#8217;s a skill unlikely to be called on in the departure lounge of Menorca airport, but hey, it&#8217;s an attribute that&#8217;s cheered me up in my most people-hating moments.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Let me through I&#8217;m an aircraft engineer and I&#8217;m rated on this aircraft type&#8217; wins, in this instance.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Let me through I&#8217;m a doctor&#8217; would probably come a close second.<\/p>\n<p>But I do wonder where, in the World Rankings of Usefulness the phrase &#8216;Let me through I&#8217;m an MP&#8217; would score?<\/p>\n<p>What would be your call to step in to the breach?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How far would you go to get home on time? And what&#8217;s your worth to the rest of us? This story about a returning-from-holiday aviation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}