{"id":1795,"date":"2009-07-07T17:29:24","date_gmt":"2009-07-07T16:29:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1795"},"modified":"2012-04-29T08:25:11","modified_gmt":"2012-04-29T07:25:11","slug":"selfish-fucking-cunting-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1795","title":{"rendered":"Selfish fucking cunting people"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one reason makes me hate people more than almost any other.<\/p>\n<p>I get on the coach, I go to the nearest table and it &#8211; and the four seats (two forward-facing, two rearwards-facing) are occupied.<\/p>\n<p>Occupied by two people.<\/p>\n<p>The two selfish fuckers have spread themselves and their bags out over the space allocated for four people.<\/p>\n<p>This kind of (seemingly) innately selfish behaviour irritates me. No, it annoys the sheer fucking hell out of me.<\/p>\n<p>Why do people think this kind of behaviour is socially acceptable?<\/p>\n<p>Have they paid for all four seats?<\/p>\n<p>Well of course they haven&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>And these two selfish cunts are travelling together, so it&#8217;s a conspiracy between them to try and deter anyone else from *daring* to sit near them.<\/p>\n<p>Bastards.<\/p>\n<p>And this is a photograph of the person who is quite possibly the most selfish person on the planet:<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-1796\" href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=1796\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1796\" title=\"Photo0068\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/Photo0068-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Photo0068\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Photo0068-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Photo0068-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If he leaned any harder on my laptop lid he&#8217;d have had his eye out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one reason makes me hate people more than almost any other. I get on the coach, I go to the nearest table and it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}