OK, on television a couple of minutes ago was an Advertorial from the company formerly known as Ulay but now bizarrely rebranded as Olay. Almost like Ol\u00c3\u00a9.<\/p>\n
Anyway, the vignette behind this horrendous piece of Americanised marketing is a rather good-looking young woman is ‘made over’ by a team of make-up ‘experts’.<\/p>\n
The first of these alleged ‘experts’ instructs the woman in the art of make-up; how to apply, when to apply; what to apply.<\/p>\n
There’s just one flaw.<\/p>\n
The supposed ‘expert’ has a massive case of ‘trout mouth’.<\/p>\n
Yes indeedy, our ‘expert’ has been bottoxed so much that her lips closely resemble a red-painted toilet plunger.<\/p>\n
Would you take advice on looking good from someone who looks as though you could lick her lips and attach her face to the nearest plate-glass window?<\/p>\n
No, I thought not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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