{"id":1906,"date":"2009-08-10T22:48:46","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T21:48:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1906"},"modified":"2009-08-10T22:50:48","modified_gmt":"2009-08-10T21:50:48","slug":"hiiiiiiiiii-fake-smile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1906","title":{"rendered":"Hiiiiiiiiii&#8230;. (fake smile)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How are you?<\/p>\n<p>Mwah, mwah.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been simply ages darling. You look gorgeous as usual.<\/p>\n<p>Was it really two weeks ago when I sat down and chattered in to this keyboard?<\/p>\n<p>(No it wasn&#8217;t, get on with it, Ed)<\/p>\n<p>So my contract is due to end very soon and I&#8217;m planning a trip or few.<\/p>\n<p>The thinking is currently that in very early September, once the Fiesta season in the crazy Spanish village of B\u00c3\u00a9rchules has finished (they&#8217;re celebrating New Year right now &#8211; and that party lasts 24\/7 and all week long), I should duck over to Spain to spend some quality time with Daughter.<\/p>\n<p>Then back home for a day or two, pick up Soph and head off to Italy for a few battery-recharging days because we could both do with a little quality time together.<\/p>\n<p>Then come back and do a short refresher course &#8211; it&#8217;s been years since I was on a motorbike &#8211; just to, you know, keep my hand in.<\/p>\n<p>And then start scouting around for the next contract.<\/p>\n<p>Whatcha fink?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How are you? Mwah, mwah. It&#8217;s been simply ages darling. You look gorgeous as usual. Was it really two weeks ago when I sat down<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}