{"id":193,"date":"2007-09-15T19:48:56","date_gmt":"2007-09-15T18:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=193"},"modified":"2015-02-25T20:36:40","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:36:40","slug":"baby-i-got-your-number","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"Baby I got your number"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sit down.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a rant.<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t be long.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, I know I&#8217;ve done this one before.<\/p>\n<p>This rant is subtitled: People shouldn&#8217;t fcuk around with their vehicle registration plates!<\/p>\n<p>Aaaargh!<\/p>\n<p>Stop it folks.<\/p>\n<p>Stop it, stop it, stop it.<\/p>\n<p>Stoppit!<\/p>\n<p>At a well-known traffic-halting bottle-neck in Gloucestershire I was &#8216;parked&#8217; next to a lorry.<\/p>\n<p>I looked at the number\u00c2\u00a0 plate.<\/p>\n<p>And did a double-take.<\/p>\n<p>I had to do a double-take because at first glance I couldn&#8217;t work out what the number plate was.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I could <em>read<\/em> it easily.<\/p>\n<p>I just couldn&#8217;t understand what it was <em>supposed<\/em> to be.<\/p>\n<p>Can you?<\/p>\n<p>Can you tell what it is yet (as Rolf Harris would say)?<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sit down. It&#8217;s a rant. I won&#8217;t be long. And yes, I know I&#8217;ve done this one before. This rant is subtitled: People shouldn&#8217;t fcuk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}