{"id":215,"date":"2007-09-28T22:28:30","date_gmt":"2007-09-28T21:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=215"},"modified":"2007-09-28T22:28:30","modified_gmt":"2007-09-28T21:28:30","slug":"facebook-sucks-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=215","title":{"rendered":"Facebook sucks, Dick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Dick and I were having a discussion about Facebook.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve decided.<\/p>\n<p>It sucks.<\/p>\n<p>He said, &#8220;It&#8217;s really awful, adds nothing of value. It blows.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I said, &#8220;No, it sucks Dick.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So there.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Dick and I were having a discussion about Facebook. We&#8217;ve decided. It sucks. He said, &#8220;It&#8217;s really awful, adds nothing of value. It<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}