{"id":217,"date":"2007-09-28T22:53:14","date_gmt":"2007-09-28T21:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=217"},"modified":"2007-09-28T22:53:14","modified_gmt":"2007-09-28T21:53:14","slug":"feliz-cumpleanos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=217","title":{"rendered":"Feliz cumplea\u00c3\u00b1os"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Happy birthday to you<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Happy birthday to you<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Happy birthday dear daughter<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Happy birthday to you!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This evening&#8217;s phone call was fun.<\/p>\n<p>The big present (from her mum) is a mobile phone.<\/p>\n<p>Yay!<\/p>\n<p><em>(I don&#8217;t know why I said &#8216;yay!&#8217; there; it just seemed appropriate)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I love her and I miss her (I&#8217;m talking about my daughter here) and I know she&#8217;s the sharpest thing since very sharp things were invented but why oh why oh why has her mother bought her a mobile phone? She lives in an incredibly remote village in 19th Century Spain, ffs!<\/p>\n<p>Well.<\/p>\n<p>What do I know?<\/p>\n<p>Not enough, obviously.<\/p>\n<p>But happy birthday my not so little B.<\/p>\n<p>Miss you.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear daughter Happy birthday to you! This evening&#8217;s phone call was fun. The big present<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}