Driving past a college last night I was forced to take emergency avoiding action as an L-plated female motor-scooterist drove straight out of the college in to the path of my car.<\/p>\n
I could have ended her life but I visually scanned her and decided she’d brightened up my journey so much that I let her off with a Paddington Bear Stare.<\/p>\n
Brightened up my journey?<\/p>\n
Oh yes, check the garb!<\/p>\n
* Full-face, dark-visored motorcycle helmet
\n* Short, zip-up waterproof nylon quilted coat
\n* Blue jeans, and between the coat and her trousers was
\n* A vast amount of pale pink flesh and the
\n* Unmistakable sight of a dayglo-pink coloured thong several inches above her jeans. And on her feet she wore
\n* A pair of white sandals.<\/p>\n
Dressed to protect. Not!<\/p>\n
I watched as she wobbled and weaved her way through the traffic.<\/p>\n
Not once did she check back, or use her mirrors.<\/p>\n
There’s surely room on this planet for people to go to practice before they’re let loose on the rest of the population? Driving past a college last night I was forced to take emergency avoiding action as an L-plated female motor-scooterist drove straight out of the college<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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