{"id":228,"date":"2007-10-04T18:44:34","date_gmt":"2007-10-04T17:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=228"},"modified":"2012-05-03T22:56:43","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T21:56:43","slug":"a-public-service-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=228","title":{"rendered":"A public service announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>To the driver of Ford Focus registration number: VK07 DKV<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Please be advised that\u00c2\u00a0your Ford Focus has special features that include:<br \/>\nIndicators that enable you to\u00c2\u00a0communicate your sudden and unexpected changes of direction to your fellow road users<br \/>\nLights, to enable other road users to <em>see you<\/em> when it is foggy, and<br \/>\nA steering wheel which, if you turn it anti-clockwise, will direct your car to the left-hand lane.<\/p>\n<p>The correct and continued use of these functional devices will ensure that the rest of the road-using public don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re a complete and utter tosser.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the driver of Ford Focus registration number: VK07 DKV Please be advised that\u00c2\u00a0your Ford Focus has special features that include: Indicators that enable you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}