{"id":248,"date":"2007-10-12T21:48:38","date_gmt":"2007-10-12T20:48:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=248"},"modified":"2015-02-25T20:37:01","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:37:01","slug":"some-are-born-great-some-achieve-greatness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=248","title":{"rendered":"Some are born great, some achieve greatness"},"content":{"rendered":"

and others just muddle their way through life, knocking over bicycles as they go<\/em><\/p>\n

My blogging awards from Mya have finally arrived.<\/p>\n

I blame their tardiness on the postal strike.<\/p>\n

Well, Vin and I aren’t going to Hartpury College tomorrow to do dressage because our entries weren’t received because of the fcuking postal strike, so I think I can blame the fcuking postal strike for this bit of lateness too.<\/p>\n

Oh.<\/p>\n

I’m sorry.<\/p>\n

Did perhaps just the smallest part of a rant slip out there?<\/p>\n

Well tough.<\/p>\n

Do you know how many fcuking hours and I mean fcuking hours<\/em> I have spent learning two fcuking dressage tests so that my lovely lad and I could drive all the way down to fcuking Gloucestershire to go head to head against some seriously top ranking competitors?<\/p>\n

Do you?<\/p>\n

I’ll tell you.<\/p>\n

Fcuking hours, that’s how many?<\/p>\n

Eh? Well no, of course I don’t now exactly how many fcuking hours. But it’s a lot, ok?<\/em><\/p>\n

So thanks, Mya, for your beautiful awards.<\/p>\n

I shall take them out once every day for a walk around the block<\/strike> and polish them.<\/p>\n

If they need special food, please do let me know.<\/p>\n

Mwah!<\/p>\n

B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n

ps: this post hasn’t been very intellectually inspiring. are you sure you have the right address? it might be them next door at number 22 you need?<\/em><\/p>\n

pps: forget it. you can’t have them back even if it is them at number 22 you should have sent them to.<\/em><\/p>\n

ppps: and i’ve cemented them in to the side bar. no, not them from number 22 – that would be nigh on fcuking impossible wouldn’t it? have you seen the size of her feet? Christ alive, you don’t get many of them to the pound!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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