{"id":250,"date":"2007-10-15T22:51:35","date_gmt":"2007-10-15T21:51:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=250"},"modified":"2015-02-25T20:37:01","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:37:01","slug":"setting-the-record-straight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=250","title":{"rendered":"Setting the record straight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I don&#8217;t much feel like blogging at the moment but I feel a compulsion to get the truth about something aired&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My wife has been doing herself down a little lately.<\/p>\n<p>You know, spotty, smelly botty &#8211; all a little TMI?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe, maybe not.<\/p>\n<p>We are both &#8216;this is who we are&#8217; kind of people.<\/p>\n<p>But the &#8216;this&#8217; she&#8217;s been presenting to everyone lately isn&#8217;t who she <em>really<\/em> is.<\/p>\n<p>The Lovely S is the most beautiful girl in the world and I need to make sure that this fact is known.<\/p>\n<p>So here she is.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sans<\/em> smelly bum and spot &#8211; this is the beautiful woman I married:<\/p>\n<p>I really am the luckiest guy in the world.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t much feel like blogging at the moment but I feel a compulsion to get the truth about something aired&#8230; My wife has been<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}