{"id":252,"date":"2007-10-18T19:06:55","date_gmt":"2007-10-18T18:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=252"},"modified":"2012-05-03T10:58:19","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T09:58:19","slug":"jobs-for-the-yobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"Jobs for the yobs!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Driving home this evening it came to me, the solution to three of our problems.<\/p>\n<p>1. Police Community Support Officers (aka Blunkett&#8217;s Bobbies) are clearly discredited. Well, when even David Blunkett says they should be scrapped, the writing&#8217;s clearly on the wall.<\/p>\n<p>2. Youth-related gun crime is on the rise.<\/p>\n<p>3.\u00a0The country&#8217;s shockingly awfully horribly <em>dangerously<\/em> bad lorry drivers need bringing in to line.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>a. Sack the lorry drivers<\/p>\n<p>b Make the Community Whatchamacallit Officers in as replacement lorry drivers<\/p>\n<p>c. Make the country&#8217;s armed youth in to travelling motorway police<\/p>\n<p>d. Give the little darlings the authority to shoot on sight lorry drivers not obeying the rules of the road.<\/p>\n<p>There!<\/p>\n<p>I think that&#8217;s very creative, don&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>p.s.Thanks for all the messages of support; I&#8217;m quite overwhelmed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Driving home this evening it came to me, the solution to three of our problems. 1. Police Community Support Officers (aka Blunkett&#8217;s Bobbies) are clearly<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}