{"id":2541,"date":"2010-01-10T22:21:56","date_gmt":"2010-01-10T22:21:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=2541"},"modified":"2010-01-11T04:54:08","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T04:54:08","slug":"i-had-kinky-bondage-sex-with-margaret-thatcher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=2541","title":{"rendered":"I had kinky bondage sex with Margaret Thatcher?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It feels as thought it&#8217;s been a very selfish weekend. I&#8217;ve spent some of it dozing on the couch, some of it watching junk television and a hell of a lot of it up at the stables playing with the ponies.<\/p>\n<p>Vin saw the back specialist today; you&#8217;ll probably remember I&#8217;ve had doubts about his fitness for a few weeks.<\/p>\n<p>I was right to have doubts. The diagnosis is that he&#8217;s damaged a ligament in his off-side sacroiliac joint.<\/p>\n<p>The prognosis for recovery is total, but he has to be very carefully managed for the next 4-6 weeks.<\/p>\n<p>The regime we have to follow is box rest, broken up by going on the walker twice a day, and careful, structured long, low and loose exercise in walk.<\/p>\n<p>The Back Doctor said he&#8217;d probably damaged himself having a hoolie out in the fields &#8211; and that&#8217;s remarkably Vin-like behaviour.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately Vin *likes* staying in, but balancing his exercise requirements with giving him sufficient brain-food and not overdoing things is going to be one hell of a challenge. For me!<\/p>\n<p>Tom&#8217;s had a busy time, until the snow in the fields has melted sufficiently he can&#8217;t be turned out, so I&#8217;m working him every day to keep him sane.<\/p>\n<p>We jumped the other day and have done flatwork the rest of the week. Tom is proving to be a total star.<\/p>\n<p>I am so thankful we have an indoor arena!<\/p>\n<p>Soph worked yesterday and went on a girl&#8217;s day out today with, amongst others, pigeon girl.<\/p>\n<p>Is this why I feel I&#8217;ve had a selfish weekend, because she hasn&#8217;t been around very much?<\/p>\n<p>We clung to each other all night while we were asleep last night, although I have been admonished, in a good-natured way, for poking Soph with something long and hard all through the night.<\/p>\n<p>No, I don&#8217;t know what it was either. She could have been dreaming, of course. Or having nightmares.<\/p>\n<p>Is that a good sign, I wonder?<\/p>\n<p>The mutual clinging thing, not the poking up the backside all night long with a hard thing, thing.<\/p>\n<p>Because we do, without conscious thought, sometimes we&#8217;ll cling to each other all through the night. We&#8217;ll know we&#8217;ve been doing it when we awake, but there&#8217;s no design to it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever the source of the hardness I was allegedly poking her with all night, I&#8217;m pretty sure it had nothing to do with kinky bondage sex or Margaret Thatcher. And I had no memory of such things this morning. But it is possible to dream and not remember the subject upon waking.<\/p>\n<p>So who knows, I could have had kinky bondage sex with Margaret Thatcher.<\/p>\n<p>But it just doesn&#8217;t seem right to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It feels as thought it&#8217;s been a very selfish weekend. 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