{"id":256,"date":"2007-10-19T19:03:44","date_gmt":"2007-10-19T18:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=256"},"modified":"2007-10-19T19:03:44","modified_gmt":"2007-10-19T18:03:44","slug":"headline-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"Headline news"},"content":{"rendered":"

There is a story in today’s Daily Mail online that gives us – in length at least – a most un-tabloid headline: eighteen words long.<\/p>\n

It is:<\/p>\n

“Lesbian foot specialist struck off after posing in bondage gear, and saying ‘f*** Easter’ in front of nun<\/em>”<\/p>\n

Brilliant.<\/p>\n

One’s sense of irony is heightened further by the first paragraph of the story:<\/p>\n

“A lesbian foot specialist has been struck off for showing colleagues images of her and two other women in bondage gear and exclaiming “f*** Easter” in front of a nun<\/em>.”<\/p>\n

Well yes, in content, almost the headline with a couple of words added but doesn’t it also imply that there’s a register for lesbian foot specialists?<\/p>\n

Perhaps there is.<\/p>\n

You can get the full story here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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