{"id":2598,"date":"2010-01-18T22:43:51","date_gmt":"2010-01-18T22:43:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=2598"},"modified":"2010-01-18T23:05:35","modified_gmt":"2010-01-18T23:05:35","slug":"it-never-reins-but-it-snores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=2598","title":{"rendered":"It never reins but it snores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>random title!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And despite or perhaps because of my general bleughness in the health area right now, a magazine feature I pitched for absolutely bloody fucking wanking <em>months <\/em>ago has landed in my lap with a &#8216;get on and do it there&#8217;s a good chap 800 words and NUJ fees ok?&#8217; email.<\/p>\n<p>Brilliant.<\/p>\n<p>Barely able to string two coherent words together and that lands on top of my general pile of &#8216;aaarrrrghhhhh!&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Marvelous.<\/p>\n<p><em>This will only interest a few&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A new episode of the funniest, rudest, cleverest, most offensive video podcast has been released tonight.<\/p>\n<p>You can get &#8216;Pets&#8217; <a title=\"Pets\" href=\"http:\/\/www.btpodshow.com\/feeds\/pets2007.xml\" target=\"_blank\">from iTunes<\/a> free of charge. The opening scene, with Trevor the dog masturbating with a vacuum cleaner is slightly unnerving, but later, where he&#8217;s describing the rodent stuck up his arse&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>Well I laughed my socks off.<\/p>\n<p>And now it&#8217;s goodnight from me, and it&#8217;s goodnight from her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>random title! And despite or perhaps because of my general bleughness in the health area right now, a magazine feature I pitched for absolutely bloody<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}