{"id":283,"date":"2007-11-13T13:14:44","date_gmt":"2007-11-13T12:14:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=283"},"modified":"2007-11-13T13:14:44","modified_gmt":"2007-11-13T12:14:44","slug":"stiff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=283","title":{"rendered":"Stiff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday Vinnie and I took part in a sponsored ride in the very beautiful Wyre Forest.<\/p>\n<p>I packed his jumping saddle &#8211; I had been told there would be fences &#8211; but in the event there was nothing to jump, the ground being too wet and the fences wisely withdrawn.<\/p>\n<p>Not having fences to jump was one downside.<\/p>\n<p>Spending *hours* in my specially shortened (to jumping length) stirrup leathers was another downside.<\/p>\n<p>The ride was advertised as 10 miles.<\/p>\n<p>Bollocks!<\/p>\n<p>Much, much closer to 18 and possibly even 19 miles.<\/p>\n<p>So my calves are still protesting a little &#8211; but much, much less than they were screaming at me on Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>Spending three hours with my knees bent so far upwards that my heels were closer to my bum is one thing &#8211; spending three hours in that position on a moving horse is something completely different!<\/p>\n<p>So in the words of the prophet, I am still slightly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Stiff.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday Vinnie and I took part in a sponsored ride in the very beautiful Wyre Forest. I packed his jumping saddle &#8211; I had<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}