{"id":287,"date":"2007-11-19T12:42:56","date_gmt":"2007-11-19T11:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=287"},"modified":"2012-05-03T10:29:19","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T09:29:19","slug":"more-rndm-txts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=287","title":{"rendered":"More rndm txts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I couldn&#8217;t just delete them all, could I?<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Thank you for my sandwiches. They were lovely! Xxx<\/p>\n<p>I did the ironing! Wow, I rock!<\/p>\n<p>Managed to squeeze another Buffy in this morning. Brilliant! Xxx<\/p>\n<p>We are pleased to advise you that your vehicle is ready for collection. Your invoice total is \u00a3371.52. Many thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Wish you were here&#8230; Just did a funky dance to Buffy theme. I&#8217;m so the coolest!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s tomorrow, but many thanks!<\/p>\n<p>No prob. It&#8217;s nice to get the greeting. X<\/p>\n<p>Might be imagination but he looks to have more weight on near hind. Hoping the hill will help make him work it.<\/p>\n<p>Is it much out of your way to go to the vet and get a can of terramycin spray tonight?<\/p>\n<p>Aw! That&#8217;s lovely. Thanks! Just on way to the big smoke for a lovely day out in torrential rain. Party tonight!<\/p>\n<p>Just got home to find a load of post has arrived, including your very amusing card! Many thanks!<\/p>\n<p>Just waiting for the bus. Might get you to pick me up from Bromsgrove, if you don&#8217;t mind? Oh, maybe go to Pizza Hut for tea?<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s walking better.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, Laura came and told me thanks. I put them back at 1am the other night!<\/p>\n<p>Yo Bro. Hope you and Mrs Jones r well, think I will be local on Sun but won&#8217;t know 4 sure until Sat pm. Let me know what time u there.<\/p>\n<p>LOL! There are lots of chavs outside the Worcester Court! Cliches are us!<\/p>\n<p>Hello lover. Just bored on the train on my way to Perry Bar. Think I&#8217;m gonna keep the books anyway. Have looked at them and they may be useful when I actually do some work! But going to ask how many times I can renew them. And see if I can get more than three. Got a stinking headache though. Have eaten, so it&#8217;s not that. More water required methinks. Met xxx at Worcester Uni for a hot choc. On and seen a nurse and have to collect spot cream and fluoxetine when I get home. Glorious day for all this wandering I&#8217;m doing! Might get a tan \ud83d\ude42 x<\/p>\n<p>1.5Lbs on this week&#8230; bloody free McDonalds. Bastards! x<\/p>\n<p>I love you too gorgeous. It&#8217;s brilliant innit?!<\/p>\n<p>Yo Bro. Am in Swansea at mo, trying to get back. How long u in Tintern?<\/p>\n<p>Still nowhere near, so sorry, r u down b4 xmas?<\/p>\n<p>For the past two days I&#8217;ve felt as though I&#8217;ve left the house with no trousers on. What&#8217;s THAT all about? Much weirdness in my head&#8230; In other news&#8230; only three Buffys between me and Season Six! So exciting! Mwah xxx<\/p>\n<p>Lights are done in lorry living and horse areas.<\/p>\n<p>Shitty fuse next to isolator. If it goes again that&#8217;s where it is.<\/p>\n<p>Colin&#8217;s moved Vin&#8217;s shoeing to tomorrow. Can you leave a cheque if you&#8217;re up tonight? I&#8217;ll get him to look at Beech too.<\/p>\n<p>How&#8217;s my lovely boy today? Late lunch, shorter afternoon! Woo. And a hoo! Xxx<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve hardly seen anyone all weekend! I think B is improving. He bucked and squealed when I turned him out today. Although he&#8217;s not straight he is much more stable and is getting more control of his quarters slowly.<\/p>\n<p>Just finished. Really useful day. Low battery, see you at Swindon at 6.50ish xxx<\/p>\n<p>It was Eric half a bee!<\/p>\n<p>Eric buzzes back.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m very happy for you my sparkly-bottomed boy xxx<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So there you are then.<\/p>\n<p>My text-life consists of messages around horses (and horse-related subjects &#8211; i.e. lorry etc), bottom-related things, food and, erm, not much else really.<\/p>\n<p>How sad. But it&#8217;s brilliant!<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t just delete them all, could I? Thank you for my sandwiches. They were lovely! Xxx I did the ironing! Wow, I rock! 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