{"id":302,"date":"2007-11-27T22:19:31","date_gmt":"2007-11-27T21:19:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=302"},"modified":"2007-11-27T22:21:31","modified_gmt":"2007-11-27T21:21:31","slug":"career-change","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=302","title":{"rendered":"Career change"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Today<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>Time spent in meetings &#8211; 6 hours<br \/>\nNumber of meetings &#8211; two.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps a career change might be in order?<\/p>\n<p>I have a short list &#8211; would you like me to share them?<\/p>\n<p>You would?<\/p>\n<p>Brilliant, thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Right well the first new career I&#8217;ve been mulling over is breast measurer in a bra shop.<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s safe to say that I&#8217;d be scrupulously diligent in my approach to the, erm, task in hand.<\/p>\n<p>Scrupulously so.<\/p>\n<p>But I think &#8211; and only to help me concentrate to the maximum of my ability &#8211; I&#8217;d have to be very,  <em>very<\/em> selective as to the females on my client list.<\/p>\n<p>You know, just to help me give the best possible service.<\/p>\n<p>And speaking of service, that brings me to my second possible career choice.<\/p>\n<p>Waxer &#8211; specialising in bikini waxes, natch &#8211; in a beauty salon.<\/p>\n<p>However I think that once again &#8211; in order to enable me to give the best possible service to my customers &#8211;  I&#8217;m going to have to be very selective in my client\u00c3\u00a8le.<\/p>\n<p>You know, just to enable me to be, ahem, on top of my game.<\/p>\n<p>At all times.<\/p>\n<p>Hmm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I shall mull some more.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today: Time spent in meetings &#8211; 6 hours Number of meetings &#8211; two. Hmmm&#8230; Perhaps a career change might be in order? I have a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}