{"id":3093,"date":"2010-04-14T13:06:36","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T12:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=3093"},"modified":"2013-11-29T00:12:29","modified_gmt":"2013-11-29T00:12:29","slug":"sinning-with-the-syntax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=3093","title":{"rendered":"Sinning with syntax"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I love the Daily Mail, here&#8217;s two examples from today&#8217;s online offering to help explain why I love it so much&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Headline:<br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8216;Prisoner brain-damaged after falling out of bed wins huge \u00a34.7m &#8216;negligence&#8217; damages&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Wow. How on earth did I reach this stage in life without knowing there was such a thing as a &#8216;not huge&#8217; payment of \u00a34.7m?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Headline:<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8216;Female Viagra to be available soon&#8217;<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know about you, but the thought of a bunch of late-middle-aged women roaming the streets looking for somewhere appropriate to park their massively blood-engorged erections frightens the willies out of me.<\/p>\n<p>Oh dear, I seem to have punned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love the Daily Mail, here&#8217;s two examples from today&#8217;s online offering to help explain why I love it so much&#8230; Headline: &#8216;Prisoner brain-damaged after<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3093"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3093\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}