{"id":310,"date":"2007-12-04T19:51:44","date_gmt":"2007-12-04T18:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=310"},"modified":"2015-02-25T20:37:03","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:37:03","slug":"festive-stuff-an-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=310","title":{"rendered":"Festive stuff an&#8217; that"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey.<\/p>\n<p>You know the world&#8217;s like facing this global energy crisis, yeah?<\/p>\n<p>An&#8217; you know we&#8217;re all runnin&#8217; out of, well, oil an&#8217; stuff an&#8217; that?<\/p>\n<p>An&#8217; you know how there&#8217;s adverts on the tee-vee tellin&#8217; us to switch light bulbs off an&#8217; how we don&#8217;t have to flush the toilet (gross!) all the time?<\/p>\n<p>Well why is it OK for people to dress their houses up in kilowatts of energy-sappin&#8217; electricity bulbs an&#8217; leave them on all the time an&#8217; that?<\/p>\n<p>An&#8217;, right, why is it for these bulbs to be soooo gross an&#8217; bad taste, like?<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Cos I don&#8217; know why it&#8217;s OK for this to be alright now but, like, it wasn&#8217;t OK last month and it won&#8217;t be OK next month.<\/p>\n<p>Or the rest of the year?<\/p>\n<p>See what I mean?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">_________________________<\/p>\n<p>And just in case anyone thinks I&#8217;m suffering from a bad case of &#8216;humbug&#8217;, click on this link &#8211; I offer you a post modern Christmas carol (warning to dial-up users: large sound file).<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey. You know the world&#8217;s like facing this global energy crisis, yeah? An&#8217; you know we&#8217;re all runnin&#8217; out of, well, oil an&#8217; stuff an&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}