{"id":32,"date":"2007-06-18T23:10:35","date_gmt":"2007-06-18T22:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=32"},"modified":"2012-05-05T11:03:58","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T10:03:58","slug":"the-reverse-midas-touch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"The reverse Midas touch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s the one where everything starts out gold and gradually turns to brown, smelly stuff under your watchful eye.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s gold about the alarm going off at 04.15 but I felt remarkably\u00a0chirpy when it did.<\/p>\n<p>Lurched as quietly as possible out of the bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>Teetered downstairs, kettle on, porridge into microwave.<\/p>\n<p>Back upstairs; shower, shave.<\/p>\n<p>Spare room; get dressed, take clutch of clean shirts and bag of belongings downstairs and out in to the car.<\/p>\n<p>Kitchen; devour breakfast and cup of tea.<\/p>\n<p>Back upstairs, brush teeth.<\/p>\n<p>Tiptoe in to the bedroom, kiss a sleepy but Lovely S, tell her to go back to sleep <em>(so why did I wake her to tell her that?)<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Tiptoe downstairs again, put a few bits and bobs in the car and at:<\/p>\n<p>05.03 drive off.<\/p>\n<p>08.15 arrive Docklands, send &#8216;safe and sound&#8217; text to The Lovely S <em>(she is using my spare mobile handset with her sim card, because her two-week-old Motorola has dropped dead. Again. This is the second handset to do this in less than a month; well done Motorola!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>08.30 enter office.<\/p>\n<p>Do typical Monday morning stuff.<\/p>\n<p>09.20 leave office for a bus journey to Bow. What a great bus journey! The 277 goes all around the houses, it&#8217;s brilliant (Ted)! I wish I&#8217;d taken my camera with me.<\/p>\n<p>10.00 arrive meeting venue.<\/p>\n<p>10.30 start meeting.<\/p>\n<p>11.35 finish meeting.<\/p>\n<p>11.40 catch bus back to Docklands.<\/p>\n<p>12.05 arrive back in the office, eat lunch while answering emails, responding to messages etc.<\/p>\n<p>12.15 promise to help R with presentational stuff <em>(she looks very fragile about this thing)<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>12.30 leave office for meeting on the Isle of Dogs.<\/p>\n<p>12.55 arrive meeting venue.<\/p>\n<p>13.00 start meeting.<\/p>\n<p>13.45 finish meeting.<\/p>\n<p>13.55 start next meeting<\/p>\n<p>15.15 finish meeting.<\/p>\n<p>15.18 move downstairs to chat with IP&#8217;s (interested parties).<\/p>\n<p>16.00 arrive back in the office, do more emaily\/messagy stuff.<\/p>\n<p>16.15 take delivery of a USB dongle that will allow my laptop to receive DAB Radio\/Digital television <em>(how cool is this?)<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>16.30 reiterate to R that I&#8217;ll give whatever advice\/info I can.<\/p>\n<p>18.33 receive text from The Lovely S that mortifies me; she&#8217;s found &#8216;photos&#8217; on my spare handset <em>(I haven&#8217;t used it for two years &#8211; since before I met her)<\/em>. In equal measures I am embarrassed for me and fearful for any pain that I might have caused her.<\/p>\n<p>18.55 in response to my apology The Lovely S replies that she&#8217;s not worried. Doesn&#8217;t alter the fact that I am. Still feel mortified and gutted.<\/p>\n<p>19.00 install USB dongle. Insufficient signal in Brixton to make the effing thing pick up anything. <em>Why does this surprise me? I can barely get a phone signal in Brixton<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>19.30 receive email from R with her presentation. Except the file size is half a meg and despite downloading it three times the effing thing won&#8217;t open. Give up after third attempt.<\/p>\n<p>20.30 phone call from The Lovely S. She says it&#8217;s no big deal. But it is to me. Still mortified of Brixton here!<\/p>\n<p>21.09 phone call from R about her presentation; she resends it. This time the file size is different,\u00a0I download and open it. Looks neat! I suggest\u00a0we should have 10 mins together tomorrow so she can run through her presentation in tandem with the slides. Tell her it&#8217;s great stuff; she&#8217;s a little stressed &#8211;\u00a0no need in my view. Have a gneral chat with R, exchange improbable-sounding but true stories about our pasts. We both chuckle.<\/p>\n<p>21.30 try the USB dongle again. Perhaps if I used a kipper for an aerial I&#8217;d get a better signal. Why is it that Brixton is such an awful place for all manner of\u00a0signals?<\/p>\n<p>22.58 falling asleep whilst trying to read a bio of Napoleon. Need to get this blog out. Need to sleep, alarm will go off at 05.20.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s the one where everything starts out gold and gradually turns to brown, smelly stuff under your watchful eye. 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