{"id":3200,"date":"2010-05-03T21:26:14","date_gmt":"2010-05-03T20:26:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=3200"},"modified":"2010-05-03T22:05:23","modified_gmt":"2010-05-03T21:05:23","slug":"exclusive-daily-mail-staff-in-sex-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=3200","title":{"rendered":"Exclusive! Daily Mail staff in sex horror!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was just in the kitchen cooking one of my speciality snacks (you will notice I didn&#8217;t say &#8216;meals&#8217;), when I started wondering about cheese-graters.<\/p>\n<p>If someone could please invent a cheese-grater that didn&#8217;t remove the skin from my fingertips, I&#8217;d buy it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>We were show-jumping this evening, a session with Owen.\u00c2\u00a0 At one stage Owen said, &#8216;What are you feeding Tom, Bren?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Rocket fuel, obv.<\/p>\n<p>Tom showed no sign that he had been out on Saturday (you&#8217;ve read the result, already, yes?) as he towed me all over the show-jumping course.<\/p>\n<p>I honestly expected him to be a little laid back.<\/p>\n<p>Ha!<\/p>\n<p>I was back in control for our second lap and after the third, faultless journey over the course, we called it a day.<\/p>\n<p>Owen had a good time at Broadway this weekend; 2nd, 7th and 8th, but even these results must be no consolation for his Badminton disappointment, one of his four-star horses being unwell, whilst the other didn&#8217;t make it off the wait list.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, in other news&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m at home tomorrow, but on Wednesday I&#8217;m off up to Worcester. It&#8217;s a work thing, not a pleasure thing. I have decided to be radical and let the train take the strain; Charlbury to Worcester Foregate Street and return. I&#8217;ve got a four-minute walk from the station in Worcester.<\/p>\n<p>I had a really bad night&#8217;s sleep last night; less than two hours, and then I was up for five hours, then back to sleep for three more.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s safe to describe my state right now as &#8216;knackered&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to use tomorrow to have a burst of activity on &#8216;Shelved&#8217;. I have done no work on the Sitcom for a couple of weeks, but I have done a massive amount of thinking about it.<\/p>\n<p>The bottom line is that I want to rethink the first and last episodes. I think there is a way to make a visual gag in episode one, dovetail in to the last episode of season one, in such a way that the comedy ending of the season becomes lastingly bitter-sweet.<\/p>\n<p>And the headline above?<\/p>\n<p>Well, can you imagine having sex with Jan Moir?<\/p>\n<p>*shudder*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was just in the kitchen cooking one of my speciality snacks (you will notice I didn&#8217;t say &#8216;meals&#8217;), when I started wondering about<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}