{"id":322,"date":"2007-12-12T11:39:47","date_gmt":"2007-12-12T10:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=322"},"modified":"2007-12-12T11:39:47","modified_gmt":"2007-12-12T10:39:47","slug":"dont-you-look-at-me-like-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=322","title":{"rendered":"Don’t You Look At Me Like That"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s my hilariously funny April Fool suggestion for next year.<\/p>\n

Nip down the off-licence and buy a distinctive tin of very strong beer – Carlsberg Extra or somesuch product.<\/p>\n

Dispose of the contents (I’d recommend pouring down the drain if you bought Carlsberg).<\/p>\n

Using lots of hot soapy water, clean and sterilise the tin, then rinse it and fill it with clean fresh water.<\/p>\n

Sit in the driving seat of your car in a busy car park (preferably a large, busy supermarket) and plainly drink the water from the tin.<\/p>\n

Wait for the police to arrive.<\/p>\n

Hilarious!
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