{"id":325,"date":"2007-12-13T23:09:36","date_gmt":"2007-12-13T22:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=325"},"modified":"2012-05-03T10:22:34","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T09:22:34","slug":"two-out-of-three-aint-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=325","title":{"rendered":"Two Out Of Three Ain&#8217;t Bad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>The internet is why credit cards were invented<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve blown some serious cash today:<br \/>\ninsured my car, twice (repeat after me; you are a twat)<br \/>\ntwo return tickets to Spain<br \/>\ncar rental for above<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s finalised then; Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>I finish work on Friday 21st December which offers the prospect of having a few quiet days at home until The Big One, with hopefully a few opportunities to get 16 hands between my legs. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll be having a sloooow Christmas Day which, as usual, will be dictated by things equine because Christmas Day is the day that Sue the yard manager has off.<\/p>\n<p>We livery owners turn up early on Christmas morning, we do our own horses, perform the usual stable duties and then have a fried breakfast, glasses of Buck&#8217;s Fizz and then go home, shower to get warm and clean (in that order) and probably (if I have my way) climb in to bed and have a snooze!<\/p>\n<p>In the late afternoon we owners return to the yard, do our pones again then disappear homewards.<\/p>\n<p>Except we shall be going to the Outlaws where we shall spend Christmas night and Boxing Day.<\/p>\n<p>Boxing Day night (I&#8217;d call it &#8216;Boxing Night&#8217; except that makes it sound like an evening dahn the booza watchin&#8217; a coupla &#8216;eavyweights slap each uvva while pouring brahn ale dahn me neck) we&#8217;re back at home.<\/p>\n<p>The day after Boxing Day we&#8217;ll trog off to the airport, catch a flight to Spain, pick up the hired car and take the almost four hour-long drive up in to the Sierras where we&#8217;ll spend four nights (if my accommodation enquiry bears fruit!). The days will be spent with Daughter doing, erm, stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm&#8230; thoughts leaping in to my head&#8230; perhaps we could go ski-ing if the snow&#8217;s not too dangerous?<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re coming back to the UK on New Year&#8217;s Eve where, in typical rock&#8217;n&#8217;roll style we&#8217;ll probably be flaked out in bed by 22.00.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s Christmas from here.<\/p>\n<p>How&#8217;s it going to be for you?<\/p>\n<p>B.<br \/>\np.s. re the car insurance thing?  I bought it lunch-time. I don&#8217;t do the pay-by-instalments option, insurance companies make enough out of us hapless motorists without being given extra money for providing the same insurance product. But when I got home and checked the details I found I&#8217;d booked the policy to start on 27th December instead of 17th December. So I rang Hastings Direct (who were the cheapest quote by several zillion miles) and they told me that they couldn&#8217;t change the start date.<\/p>\n<p>Instead I had to cancel the policy I&#8217;d stupidly bought at lunch-time which I&#8217;ll get a refund for (eventually) and then I&#8217;d have to buy a new one. So I did. And guess what? The new policy was more expensive! Hastings Direct and I talked about it for a while then I ate the meal that The Lovely S had meanwhile cooked. During the meal Hastings Direct (I swear she said her name was Tuba) rang back and after a bit of financial jiggery-pokery offered me the same premium that I&#8217;d taken advantage of at lunch-time. So well done to Hastings Direct and what a twat I am for getting it wrong in the first place.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The internet is why credit cards were invented I&#8217;ve blown some serious cash today: insured my car, twice (repeat after me; you are a twat)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}