{"id":3413,"date":"2010-07-05T22:11:01","date_gmt":"2010-07-05T21:11:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=3413"},"modified":"2010-07-05T22:38:58","modified_gmt":"2010-07-05T21:38:58","slug":"people-should-not-be-allowed-to-drive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=3413","title":{"rendered":"People should not be allowed to drive!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were in Witney&#8217;s <em>Tesco Express<\/em>, just a few moments ago, buying chocolate and other *cough* essential provisions.<\/p>\n<p>The woman in front of us was called to be served, she gave the pump number that she&#8217;d filled her car up from.<\/p>\n<p>And then she said, conversationally, &#8216;I had to go back out to look at the pump number because I didn&#8217;t have my glasses on&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Let me tell you, my friend, the numbers on the pillars by the pumps, are REALLY FUCKING BIG!<\/p>\n<p>I mean, if you stand at the till but you&#8217;re unable to read the number on the pillars, you are officially blind.<\/p>\n<p>So this glasses-less lady paid for her petrol, walked back to her car, got in, started up and drove off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>WITHOUT PUTTING ANY GLASSES ON!<\/p>\n<p>So, people of Witney, if you see a red Mini, registration number DE52 LTA, you should run for your lives because the woman driving it is <em>probably<\/em> AS BLIND AS A FUCKING BAT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were in Witney&#8217;s Tesco Express, just a few moments ago, buying chocolate and other *cough* essential provisions. The woman in front of us was<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}