{"id":343,"date":"2008-01-04T02:41:29","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T01:41:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=343"},"modified":"2008-01-04T02:41:29","modified_gmt":"2008-01-04T01:41:29","slug":"no-laughing-matter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=343","title":{"rendered":"No laughing matter!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am awake.<\/p>\n<p>And grumpy (a bit).<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s one AM and I find myself downstairs surfing the interweb for diversions while my brain tries to reset itself to sleep mode once more.<\/p>\n<p>No, I wasn&#8217;t woken at this hour by a text from one of The Lovely S&#8217;s many time-inconsiderate friends.<\/p>\n<p>No, I was not wok&#8230; Oh My God! Tell me that&#8217;s not a real tattoo please! I mean, that really must have hurt if it is.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, where was I?<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes, I was not woken by one of the occasional bouts of work-panic due to looming and improbably scary deadlines.<\/p>\n<p>I was woken by&#8230; Holy Fcuk! Look at the size of that one!<\/p>\n<p>I mean, it must be at least 18 inches!<\/p>\n<p>Around the middle!<\/p>\n<p>No, I was woken by the sound of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Laughter.<\/p>\n<p>The Lovely S is having a dream &#8211; she usually does. And they are usually rememberable and vivid.<\/p>\n<p>This one is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Funny.<\/p>\n<p>I would probably sleep through the laughing. Probably.<\/p>\n<p>But the &#8216;Yaaaay!&#8217;s would have got to me sooner or later.<\/p>\n<p>I can still hear her. Chuckles followed by a Yaaaaay!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s nice. I mean, to be so happy in one&#8217;s sleep, right?<\/p>\n<p>My head is nearly in the right place to go back upstairs and try agai&#8230; Bloody Nora! Yes, unusually limber!<\/p>\n<p>Well I&#8217;ve had my fill of extra entertainment for the evening. It&#8217;s time to try sleep again.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t hear anything now. Must either be the interval or the act has ended. I hope it&#8217;s the latter.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am awake. And grumpy (a bit). It&#8217;s one AM and I find myself downstairs surfing the interweb for diversions while my brain tries to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}