{"id":356,"date":"2008-01-14T19:20:52","date_gmt":"2008-01-14T19:20:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=356"},"modified":"2012-05-03T21:28:13","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T20:28:13","slug":"driving-patterns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"Driving patterns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because I&#8217;m anally fixated on, erm, analysis I have been conducting a random survey of drivers I have passed on my way to work over the last five mornings.<\/p>\n<p>The findings are interesting (on the understanding that all people have interesting qualities):<br \/>\n<em>23 out of 25 women who failed to pull in to the left hand lane when there was no vehicle inside them were&#8230; Blonde.<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\nOf course, I have no way of checking whether any of these females were really blonde (no way of determining whether &#8211; as used to be said &#8211; their collars and cuffs matched. Indeed some of them may have had no cuffs at all, if you see what I mean?).<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s a start.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another finding:<br \/>\n<em>28 out of 31 men who failed to pull in to the left hand lane when there was no vehicle inside them were driving&#8230; German cars.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure what this survey result tells me. I need to think on it. But hey, more findings in due course.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I&#8217;m anally fixated on, erm, analysis I have been conducting a random survey of drivers I have passed on my way to work over<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}