{"id":3571,"date":"2010-08-13T21:37:25","date_gmt":"2010-08-13T20:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=3571"},"modified":"2015-02-25T20:37:45","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:37:45","slug":"ladies-and-gentlemen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=3571","title":{"rendered":"Ladies and Gentlemen!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We are, this evening, going to bring you an amazing magical illusion. I shall give you *the answer* to a riddle and, later, I shall guide you through the first part of the riddle and then you shall see how magnificent *cough* I am.<\/p>\n

Oh yes.<\/p>\n

But first.<\/p>\n

First, I need to make a cup of tea. I’ll be back.<\/p>\n

Is there anything better than a hot mug of tea and an accompaniment of chocolate?<\/p>\n

Is there?<\/p>\n

Apart from sex, obv.<\/p>\n

Anyway, as promised, the answer to the question is…<\/p>\n

Four<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

The first part of the riddle will, like a bus, be along shortly.<\/p>\n

I am full of pizza.<\/p>\n

And potato skins.<\/p>\n

And barbecue sauce.<\/p>\n

I know, it takes a lot of effort to look this good.<\/p>\n

But I’m comfort eating.<\/p>\n

Because I have a broken rib.<\/p>\n

How painful is a broken rib?<\/p>\n

Christ, it’s really bloody painful.<\/p>\n