{"id":371,"date":"2008-01-20T20:56:25","date_gmt":"2008-01-20T20:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=371"},"modified":"2008-01-20T21:21:35","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T21:21:35","slug":"elvis-is-leaving-the-building-probably","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=371","title":{"rendered":"Elvis is leaving the building. Probably."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Five months of my six month contract gone.<\/p>\n<p>So last week I put my CV out and yesterday (dude, it&#8217;s Saturday afternoon!) a phone call.<\/p>\n<p><em>Do you speak any languages? I&#8217;ve got a really juicy two-year Finance system implementation and you tick all the right boxes.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve done many large-scale system implementations, one of which was a replacement finance application.<\/p>\n<p>I bite back the giggly temptation to say I speak Welsh and English &#8211; well, he did as if I speak <em>any<\/em> languages.<\/p>\n<p>Spanish, I say. And bad German.<\/p>\n<p><em>Shame,<\/em> he says. <em>This contract is based in Paris and we need a Dutch\/French speaker.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I tell him I can say &#8216;I love you&#8217; in Dutch and French.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, how he laughs.<\/p>\n<p>Then says he&#8217;ll call if he gets anything suitable for me.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Five months of my six month contract gone. So last week I put my CV out and yesterday (dude, it&#8217;s Saturday afternoon!) a phone call.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}