{"id":378,"date":"2008-03-01T20:41:11","date_gmt":"2008-03-01T20:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=378"},"modified":"2008-03-01T22:44:18","modified_gmt":"2008-03-01T22:44:18","slug":"topically-speaking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=378","title":{"rendered":"Topically speaking&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>as it&#8217;s Dewi Sant (Saint David&#8217;s Day to those poor unfortunates who don&#8217;t speak God&#8217;s Own Tongue) here are a bunch of interesting sheep-related facts<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1. The furthest distance a sheep has flown unaided is 639 miles.<\/p>\n<p>2. Elviz Presley was from Pontypridd (pron: Pont-ee-preeeth).<\/p>\n<p>3. The fibrous exterior of a sheep is called bearding.<\/p>\n<p>4. Sheep are called ruminants because they take a long time to think things over.<\/p>\n<p>5. Sheep sleep in nests they make in trees.<\/p>\n<p>6. When faced with a &#8216;water emergency&#8217; a sheep will inflate its swim bladder and float to safety.<\/p>\n<p>7. Sheep poo is the raw ingredient of a type of paper.<\/p>\n<p>All of these facts and more(*) are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.creativepaperwales.co.uk\/\" title=\"Sheep poo paper\" target=\"_blank\">available at this worthy Welsh website<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(*) Well&#8230; when I say more we need to add a note of slight caution here &#8211; especially as six out of seven of these facts are actually&#8230; not facts at all. Fabricated. Completely made up. Oh yes. Except for number 4.<\/p>\n<p>Happy St David&#8217;s Day!<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>as it&#8217;s Dewi Sant (Saint David&#8217;s Day to those poor unfortunates who don&#8217;t speak God&#8217;s Own Tongue) here are a bunch of interesting sheep-related facts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}