The sound of silence goes like this (are you ready?)… <\/p>\n
Faintly in the distance: Meow?<\/p>\n
Nothing.<\/p>\n
Then, still faintly in the distance but coming closer: Meow, meow, meow? Prrrtt? Meow?<\/p>\n
And then, close by: MEOW!!<\/p>\n
You wouldn’t believe it but the cat in question is the other side of my bedroom door.<\/p>\n
What, I hear you ask, is the cat doing inside my bedroom?<\/p>\n
Nothing.<\/p>\n
It’s me that’s inside my bedroom, the cat’s on the landing, OK?<\/p>\n
Pete and Shane have gone away for a few days leaving the shower room unfinished and the cats (sometimes none, other times\u00c2\u00a0one and infrequently two) marauding around the house demanding attention.<\/p>\n
How come they’re so loud, cats (cats obviously; I haven’t the faintest idea how loud Pete and Shane are)\u00a0– the Scilly Isles being out of listening range)?<\/p>\n
They’re tiny.<\/p>\n
Cats, not Pete and Shane.<\/p>\n
Perhaps they have built-in amplifiers?<\/p>\n
Perhaps that’s why they walk around with their tails lifted high like that?<\/p>\n
Not so that you can admire (eew) their bum’oles – but so the mini-loudspeaker cunningly located underneath their tails can get a good shout out.<\/p>\n
Now there’s a thought I didn’t want to have.
\nBrennig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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