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Amongst the exhibits in the Dublin Writer’s Museum are not one but two<\/em> hairslides which are stated as having been owned (but not necessarily used by) Mary Levin.<\/p>\n Is that tenuous?<\/p>\n I thought so.<\/p>\n I stood in front of the exhibit for a few moments, screwing with my own head.<\/p>\n What, I wondered, might my left-overs be – when I’m long gone but almost remembered for the ground-breaking work captured by my difficult but brilliant second novel?<\/p>\n A used condom of the brand I once favoured? A box of a a certain brand of veggie sausages? An old, battered, almost-empty tube of KY jelly?<\/p>\n I shook those idle thoughts from my head and moved on to the next exhibit.<\/p>\n It tells me that Jonathan Swift Warning: this post contains a bad taste alert – but I’d like to reassure you that all rude words have been deleted for the faint-hearted<\/em><\/p>\n If Liverpool is the European Capital of Culture 2008, then Dublin is the European Capital of Camel-toe 2008.<\/p>\n The camel, to jog memory, is best known as the ship of the desert. On this trip to Dublin I have seen many, many camel-toes, but no desert. And no camels.<\/p>\n The clothing uniform for human The resultant camel-toes leave nothing <\/em>to the imagination. I know which Several Suddenly the word ‘stools’ has taken on a new, unbidden and not altogether pleasant dimension…<\/p>\n Anyway.<\/p>\n We were eating a fantastic meal whilst discussing the Dublin camel-toe phenomenon (and, for the sake of clarity, let me say that these The Lovely S (who isn’t quite as subtle at people watching as I) looked our approaching female waitress straight in the What was peculiar about the waitress’s attire was (despite wearing trousers so tight that I could almost read the thong manufacturers So my question is… Why?<\/p>\n Why so prevalent?<\/p>\n And why Dublin?<\/p>\n Answers on a form of electronic communication of your choice please.<\/p>\n B<\/strong><\/em>.(1667 – 1745) the author of Gulliver’s Travels, made his name as a ‘wit and conversationalist in the London coffee houses along with his friends who included the Irish playwright William Congreve’.<\/p>\n What, I wondered, is the 21st century equivalent of the 17th Century London coffee house?<\/p>\n Thoughts, gang?<\/p>\n B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Get this. 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