{"id":3865,"date":"2010-10-06T12:56:44","date_gmt":"2010-10-06T11:56:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=3865"},"modified":"2010-10-06T12:56:44","modified_gmt":"2010-10-06T11:56:44","slug":"location-location-location","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=3865","title":{"rendered":"Location, location, location"},"content":{"rendered":"

The subject line is a massive clue, but what kind of a numpty sends out an email like this?<\/em><\/p>\n

Dear Brennig<\/p>\n

I have an excellent role that I am looking to fill that I think will be of interest to you.<\/p>\n

A great opportunity has arisen for a six month contract IS Business Analyst (Housing) to review and improve the reporting requirements of a local authority’s housing information system.<\/p>\n

You will need to engage with stakeholders of all levels in a variety of LA departments to determine the current environment, challenge them on their current use and seek to enhance the IS reporting structure through the implementation of a tailored suite of reporting tools.<\/p>\n

You will need to be fully conversant with the Northgate\/Sx3\/iWorld housing application, be technically adept at Oracle PL\/SQL, an expert Business Objects designer\/user, and familiar with the Northgate Housing Universe. Advanced user status for MS-Excel (Macros, VBE and Pivot Tables) goes without saying.<\/p>\n

You should have experience of writing policies\/procedures or user guides and have practical experience of IT project management, preferably Prince 2.<\/p>\n

Salary would be in the region of \u00c2\u00a3325-\u00c2\u00a3350 per day.<\/p>\n

If you are interested in this opportunity please forward your CV or for further information, you can contact me on the details below.<\/p>\n

Yours sincerely<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So it’s almost all there:<\/p>\n