{"id":389,"date":"2008-02-11T22:05:20","date_gmt":"2008-02-11T22:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=389"},"modified":"2008-02-11T22:12:57","modified_gmt":"2008-02-11T22:12:57","slug":"sharp-intake-of-breath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=389","title":{"rendered":"Sharp intake of breath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are considering buying a car.<\/p>\n<p>Another car.<\/p>\n<p>A second car.<\/p>\n<p>Yes I know.<\/p>\n<p>Very sinful of us.<\/p>\n<p>But you see, in the 21st Century in the central\/west midlands of England we have no public transport system to speak of.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all very well to point at the (soon to be refurbished) Birmingham New Street train station but (and I&#8217;m slightly apologetic about this) we don&#8217;t live there.<\/p>\n<p>Birmingham New Street train station.<\/p>\n<p>And (I&#8217;m sorry to say) for that matter we don&#8217;t live in any other train station.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, very antisocial and inconsiderate of us.<\/p>\n<p>But the truth is that it is quicker and cheaper for us to&#8230; oh, let&#8217;s say&#8230; get to the centre of Dublin from home than it is to get a train from home to London.<\/p>\n<p>This is the state of the crumbling public transport system in the UK today.<\/p>\n<p>Pitiful.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So yes, a probable second car.<\/p>\n<p>We looked at it yesterday morning.<\/p>\n<p>Bigish.<\/p>\n<p>Very red.<\/p>\n<p>Diesel.<\/p>\n<p>And best of all&#8230; 50mpg.<\/p>\n<p>Which brings me to the cunning plan (I soooo want to add &#8216;Baldrick&#8217; after the words &#8216;cunning plan&#8217;!).<\/p>\n<p>We get bigish red car with healthy miles per gallonage.<\/p>\n<p>I adopt said vehicle and, just to prove I&#8217;m not <em>totally<\/em> greedy, pass on my little silver speedster to The Lovely S.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I pause in the composition of this piece and, just for the briefest of moments, wonder about the health and safety of all other road users and pedestrians&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Shakes head, thoughts clear.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s some weird stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Hastingsdirect.com quote \u00c2\u00a340 per year more for the insurance of the potential new car on their website directly, than they quote via godirect.com<\/p>\n<p>As I said&#8230; Weird.<\/p>\n<p>Also&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>When I clicked on the &#8216;existing customer&#8217; button (having already filled in enough information to identify me as such), hastingsdirect.com&#8217;s website breathtakingly <em>didn&#8217;t <\/em>populate itself with known details about me.<\/p>\n<p>Not good systems integration.<\/p>\n<p>They need me to come and sort that out for them.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I&#8217;d need to get the potential new car insured first &#8211; before I drove down to Hastings.<\/p>\n<p>Because I&#8217;ve just checked on thetrainline.com and guess what?<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t get a <em>train<\/em> from here to Hastings either.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are considering buying a car. Another car. A second car. Yes I know. Very sinful of us. But you see, in the 21st Century<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}