{"id":393,"date":"2008-02-14T21:00:19","date_gmt":"2008-02-14T21:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=393"},"modified":"2008-02-15T20:49:40","modified_gmt":"2008-02-15T20:49:40","slug":"vd-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=393","title":{"rendered":"VD (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>See? I said there&#8217;d be more!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>They think we haven&#8217;t noticed.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re up there every coffee-break.<\/p>\n<p>In Costa, on the second floor, sitting just a little too close together for &#8216;normal&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Knees almost touching.<\/p>\n<p>Eye contact of the quality of laser-beams.<\/p>\n<p>Earnestly expressing body language that screams &#8216;We&#8217;re having sex!&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Him from IT, her from HR.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps, if they have offspring they could call it after the places they work?<\/p>\n<p>HIRT?<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re wrapped up in each other, it&#8217;s almost cute to watch them.<\/p>\n<p>But they&#8217;re in a state of denial, trying to keep it quiet in this place.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so obvious, they&#8217;re almost all over each other, it must be painful for them &#8211; this state of almost but not quite touching.<\/p>\n<p>Oh come on you two.<\/p>\n<p>We know you&#8217;re at it.<\/p>\n<p>Why don&#8217;t you just hold hands and show a little physical contact.<\/p>\n<p>At least we can ease back in our comfortable chairs and go &#8216;Awwwww&#8230;&#8217;, instead of having to endure the sexual tension.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See? I said there&#8217;d be more! They think we haven&#8217;t noticed. They&#8217;re up there every coffee-break. In Costa, on the second floor, sitting just a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}