{"id":40,"date":"2007-06-22T16:55:15","date_gmt":"2007-06-22T15:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=40"},"modified":"2012-05-05T11:14:12","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T10:14:12","slug":"birthdays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=40","title":{"rendered":"Birthdays"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really am crap at them.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s one coming up (not mine, naturally).<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had plenty of notice.<\/p>\n<p>But why is it that\u00a0after I&#8217;ve listed the presents in my head as I&#8217;m driving home I think, &#8216;That&#8217;s rubbish! How much thought went in to that?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Actually?<\/p>\n<p>Quite a lot.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just rubbish at choosing presents Full Stop.<\/p>\n<p>Why did I do that?<\/p>\n<p>Put a &#8216;.&#8217; After &#8216;Full Stop&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>I dunno.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Back to work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really am crap at them. There&#8217;s one coming up (not mine, naturally). I&#8217;ve had plenty of notice. But why is it that\u00a0after I&#8217;ve listed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}