{"id":4143,"date":"2010-11-17T17:40:42","date_gmt":"2010-11-17T17:40:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=4143"},"modified":"2010-11-17T22:27:31","modified_gmt":"2010-11-17T22:27:31","slug":"biter-bit-writer-writ","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=4143","title":{"rendered":"Biter bit, writer writ"},"content":{"rendered":"

I love a good wedding, me. And I love a good funeral. But which is… Sorry, I slipped in to Harry Hill mode for a moment.<\/p>\n

I wish I had a photograph to support this but sadly I was too slow. When I arrived in the place I’ve been visiting today I saw, in the town square, a van belonging to a *private* car-clamping company.<\/p>\n

The vehicle was wearing a clamp! And it was being hoisted on to a flatbed belonging to a *different* car-clamping company.<\/p>\n

This is an unrelated photo I found on the intertubez:<\/p>\n

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No, don’t laugh. Really. That’s just nasty of you.<\/p>\n

In other news, I continue to bother the editor and his loyal band of readers over at Shouting At Cows, with my own peculiar brand of childishly puerile rubbish.<\/p>\n

If you want to read the whole mix of contents, and I suggest that might be a cool thing to do, you could click here: http:\/\/www.shoutingatco.ws<\/a><\/p>\n

But if you fancy being uber-selective and just get to the stuff wot I wrote, and I suggest that might be a tactical error, you could click here: http:\/\/www.shoutingatco.ws\/blog\/author\/bren\/<\/a><\/p>\n

It has been suggested in some quarters that Mr Shouting At Cows drowns a dozen kittens every time someone doesn’t visit his website. You wouldn’t catch me repeating that suggestion in public, oh no.<\/p>\n

In other news…<\/p>\n

Strange things are afoot in the world of cats:
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