{"id":4303,"date":"2010-11-29T23:54:41","date_gmt":"2010-11-29T23:54:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=4303"},"modified":"2010-11-29T23:59:40","modified_gmt":"2010-11-29T23:59:40","slug":"not-jealous-at-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=4303","title":{"rendered":"Not jealous at all"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Soph is doing a webinar which I imagined to be a lecture for baby spiderists. Yes, if you follow me on Twitter you would have seen the seed from whence that gag grew.<\/p>\n<p>I am jealous of the webinarism that&#8217;s occurring on my left. There is much hilarity and giggling (with the occasional guffaw, no less) and other kinds of merriment from Soph. I can&#8217;t hear the other side of the webinar because she&#8217;s plugged in.<\/p>\n<p>But I am mighty jealous that there could be someone out there funnier than <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">I. Me. What I am.<\/span> I.<\/p>\n<p>I believe the funny webinarist is an American. I might be wrong in this but it doesn&#8217;t matter because I hate him. Hate him with every fibre of my being. He is funnier than me. Hate! She shows me a photograph of him. He looks funny, in an amusing kind of way. Hate!!<\/p>\n<p>But I have made her a mug of tea. I&#8217;m nice like that.<\/p>\n<p>In other news&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The horses haven&#8217;t seen too much of me lately. This will be changing soon, for reasons I can&#8217;t go in to right now. Tom, in particular, should take that as a not idle threat.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes. I&#8217;m talking to you, young Tom.<\/p>\n<p>*nods seriously*<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/Photo0177.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4307\" title=\"Photo0177\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/Photo0177-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Photo0177-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Photo0177-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Photo0177.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Soph is doing a webinar which I imagined to be a lecture for baby spiderists. Yes, if you follow me on Twitter you would have<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}