{"id":4370,"date":"2010-12-15T22:47:19","date_gmt":"2010-12-15T22:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=4370"},"modified":"2010-12-15T22:47:19","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T22:47:19","slug":"nearly-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=4370","title":{"rendered":"Nearly back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am still full of snot and coughs and shit and that. I shall endeavour to return with lolsome wordage and occasional rofling and passably witty and wry observations from the front line of humanity and that.<\/p>\n<p>But not for a day or so.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, here&#8217;s a scientifick fact just for you blood. Peeps can&#8217;t drive. No, really.<\/p>\n<p>They<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t<br \/>\nDrive<\/p>\n<p>Scary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am still full of snot and coughs and shit and that. I shall endeavour to return with lolsome wordage and occasional rofling and passably<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}