{"id":4407,"date":"2010-12-23T19:01:52","date_gmt":"2010-12-23T19:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=4407"},"modified":"2010-12-23T20:49:09","modified_gmt":"2010-12-23T20:49:09","slug":"not-cold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=4407","title":{"rendered":"Not cold"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So.<\/p>\n<p>That cold that I have?<\/p>\n<p>It turns out to be a bronchial infection.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/Bronchial.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4410\" title=\"Bronchial\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/Bronchial-274x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"274\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bronchial-274x300.jpg 274w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bronchial.jpg 548w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 274px) 100vw, 274px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But is it a left bronchial infection, or a right bronchial infection?<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s only one way to find out.<\/p>\n<p>Fi&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t watch Harry Hill, you won&#8217;t get that gag.<\/p>\n<p>Soz.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, back to my internals.<\/p>\n<p>I have a bronchial infection, which sounds, to my untrained ears, sexy.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah baby.<\/p>\n<p>Wanna come upstairs and listen to my bronchial infection?<\/p>\n<p>No?<\/p>\n<p>Oh.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m dosed up on two types of drugs which means, hopefully, that I won&#8217;t spend any more nights bent over the kitchen sink coughing my ring up.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a medical phrase.<\/p>\n<p>I am looking forward to my first full night&#8217;s sleep in over a week.<\/p>\n<p>I hope it comes soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So. That cold that I have? It turns out to be a bronchial infection. But is it a left bronchial infection, or a right bronchial<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}