{"id":444,"date":"2008-03-20T20:57:43","date_gmt":"2008-03-20T20:57:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=444"},"modified":"2008-03-21T11:09:31","modified_gmt":"2008-03-21T11:09:31","slug":"today-i-have-learned-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=444","title":{"rendered":"Today I have learned that"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>This blog&#8217;s number one search term for the month of February (with a staggering average of 200 googles per day) is the word &#8216;dogging&#8217;<\/li>\n<li>I have (and I quote) &#8216;honking big feet&#8217;<\/li>\n<li>It hurts if one gets one&#8217;s finger trapped in the car door<\/li>\n<li>I make Sophie laugh. A lot<\/li>\n<li>It really is possible to overeat on chips<\/li>\n<li>Mind over matter doesn&#8217;t work when it comes to the desire to urinate (accidents avoided though!)<\/li>\n<li>Too much Cookie Dough ice-cream really isn&#8217;t good<\/li>\n<li>Getting up, showering, shaving, dressing, going out and then &#8211; an hour later &#8211; coming home, getting naked and sliding in to bed really is the most wickedly decadent feeling in the world<\/li>\n<li>People need to breed a lot less (no breeding at all would be good)<\/li>\n<li>It is apparently a high-spot in the Chav social calendar to hang around in the middle of the shopping arcade in Bromsgrove, smoking all day<\/li>\n<li>I dislike Paula Abdul (details on request). Intensely<\/li>\n<li>Vin is a very talented boy, perhaps more than I&#8217;d suspected up until now<\/li>\n<li>I am very tired. Still<\/li>\n<li>The woman in Boots has been married 30 years yesterday<\/li>\n<li>I am not, after all, indestructible (see comment re: finger, above)<\/li>\n<li>There is insufficient time in the day to allow me to get all my ideas down on paper<\/li>\n<li>Our planned Eventing season looks very challenging when it&#8217;s set down on a proper calendar<\/li>\n<li>The perfect walk to canter transition really can be achieved by the power of thought<\/li>\n<li>Directional indicators seem to be optional extras on some cars (or perhaps the problem is as simple as the drivers of these cars have an insufficient number of hands to operate them?)<\/li>\n<li>I am desperately tired. No, it&#8217;s not a repeat. I was very tired. I am now desperately tired<\/li>\n<li>Spammers should be subject to the Trade Description Act (I mean, if they go to the trouble of sending one an email with the subject &#8216;hot young girl&#8217; and the photo embedded in the email is of a woman who may have been a girl once but right now isn&#8217;t young, hasn&#8217;t been young for several decades and looks about as hot as the prospect of a wet weekend in Bognor attending the party conference of the Greens, then at least the product should match the description, no?)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This blog&#8217;s number one search term for the month of February (with a staggering average of 200 googles per day) is the word &#8216;dogging&#8217; I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}